Monday, January 26, 2009

The Geograhy of a Women...

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and
all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and
doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to
meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and
a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran,
Ruled by Nuts.